I got the goods.
Remember that crazy, insomniac purchase from last week? The Brazil Butt Lift is here!
Included with my new workout DVD is a chart with 3 different butt types to choose from: square, pear, or too big. OK? You should’ve seen me trying to figure this out. Curtains drawn and backside to the mirror, it was just me and my butt. I whipped my head around from side to side trying to achieve the best view. It was one of the most un-glamourous moments of my life. Did I mention that you need to take a picture? Yeah, a butt selfie. Hard evidence is essential to track your progress (I will burn this later…).
Eventually, a selection was made. Now you must follow the specified workout tailored to your type. …